Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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