Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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