This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I wear drunk well.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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