I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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