bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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