Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(301): View more from Maryland

Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.

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(573): View more from Missouri

how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?

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(937): View more from Ohio

she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures

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(513): View more from Ohio

Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.

(478): View more from Georgia

I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.

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(703): View more from Virginia

got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon

(703): View more from Virginia

she was in a cheetah costume

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(361): View more from Texas

Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.

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(916): View more from California

I'm back here naked if anyones wondering

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(916): View more from California

It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.

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