Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
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3pm strippers are depressing
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.