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  Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  There is too much vodka and too much dick.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away

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