i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
