he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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