Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
