this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Come on in and take your pants off
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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