so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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