This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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