yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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