She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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