What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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