So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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