Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
