her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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