Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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