I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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