he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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