I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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