did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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