I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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