my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
