I heard we made out
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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