I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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