Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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