actually, I'm a sock model
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going