How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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