yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I think i got beer on your cat.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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