Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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