their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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