Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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