Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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