That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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