I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
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I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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