So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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