Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Green mimosas i think yes
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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