I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
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So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
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It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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