like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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