Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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