I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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