out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
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She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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