Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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