My sheets look like a crime scene.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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