So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
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in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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