I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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