I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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