office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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