Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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