Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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