This dress was meant to end up on your floor
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
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I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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