Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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