maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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