Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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