I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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